A few months ago I was walking behind a girl who had these pants on. I pointed right at her, whispered to my friend, “I really like those pants. I want those pants. I probably shouldn’t be pointing at her.” When I finally figured out where to buy them, they were far too expensive for me. Then they went on sale but they didn’t have my size. I thought to myself, they’re just not meant for me. They’re just really awesome pants I’ll have to admire from afar.

I know no one cares but this weekend, I bought myself a pair, in my size, on sale. Yahoo!